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21 January 2010

Level one:

[x] Slept in class.
[x] Talked in class.
[x] Not seated at my own place.
[x] Got scolded by a teacher.
[x] Littered the classroom.
[x] Didnt do homework for at least 15 times.
[x] Submitted my homework in late for at least 10 times.
[ ] Late for school for at least 10 times.
[x] Brought/wore home clothes w/o school's permission.
[x] Brought/wore jewellery to school.
[x] Didnt pay attention for at least 60% of th time in class.
[x] Cried out "sian" / "walao" to the teacher.
[x] Plucked a flower / killed a plant in school.

Total - 12

Level two:

[x] Sent for detention class.
[x] Late for class.
[x] Not wearing th school uniform properly.
[x] Shouted at th top of my voice during lesson.
[x] Scolded vulgarities in class.
[ ] Got spotted for unacceptable hairstyle by teachers.
[ ] Used a school facility without school's permission.
[ ] Played basketball / soccer / other sports in class.
[x] Sung loudly during lesson.
[x] Walked aimlessly around th class during lesson.
[x] Didnt greet th teacher properly.
[x] Went to th toilet without permission during lesson.
[x] Played a trick on th teacher during april fools' day.
[ ] Used th teacher's table as a rubbish dump.
[ ] Made myself a nuisance to th teacher.

Total - 10

Level three:

[x] Was asked to stay back during recess time / after school.
[ ] Made a fool out of myself during assembly period.
[x] Wasted th school's toilet paper.
[x] Sabotaged someone.
[x] Irritated someone.

Total - 4

Level four:

[x] Forged my parents' signature.
[x] Forged a classmate's signature.
[x] Forged a teacher's signature.
[x] Made rude remarks to th cleaner infront of them.
[x] Flew a paper aeroplane down from at least fourth storey in school.

Total - 5

Level five:

[x] Fiddled with my handphone during lesson.
[ ] Played with my PSP in school.
[x] Used th school computer to play games w/o teacher's permission.
[x] Listened to a MP3 in school.
[ ] Messed with a teacher's pigeon hole.

Total - 3

Level six:

[x] Vandalised school property.
[x] Tried to defame my school in public.
[x] Used th internet to scold teachers.
[ ] Fought with someone in school.
[ ] Shoplifted in school.

Total - 3

Level seven:

[x] Cheated in a class test.
[x] Cheated in a school examination.
[x] Cheated in PSLE / GCE 'O' or 'A' level examination.
[x] Lied to my teacher.
[x] Played truancy for hall assembly / lessons.

Total - 5

Level eight:

[ ] Took drugs in school.
[ ] Smoked in school.
[ ] Set fire to something in school.
[x] Locked a teacher out of th classroom.
[x] Played truancy just after going to school to take attendance.
[x] Drinks in school.

Total - 3

Level nine:

[ ] Refused to pay th school fees.
[ ] Cheated th school money.
[x] Stole things which belong to th school.
[x] Bullied someone in school.
[ ] Prank called my school.

Total - 2

Level ten:

[x] Raised my voice / shouted to a student leader.
[x] Raised my voice / shouted to a teacher.
[x] Raised my voice / shouted to th dm.
[ ] Raised my voice / shouted to th principal.
[ ] Raised my voice / shouted to th vice-principal.

Total - 3

Level eleven:

[x] Brought weapons to school.
[ ] Brought real firearms to school.
[ ] Brought a real bomb to school.
[ ] Fired a real weapon in school with th motive to frighten / kill.
[ ] Dressed up as a terrorist to school.

Grand total: 50

0 - 15; good student.
16 - 20; good student with occasional trouble.
21 - 30; average student.
31 - 40; bad student.
41 - 50; A very bad student.
51 - 60; should have been caned by dm.
61 - 65; should have been expelled from school.
66 - 75; should have been sent to a reformatory centre.

*Wrong wrong wrong . Dun agree!*